Right. Last post for the week. Why you may ask? Simple, I says. I'm in the midst of employee reviews. That and I haven't really started them and I'm supposed to start meeting with the minions on Wednesday. Yeah. I've got a lot of shit to get through in like a day and a half. Fuckin' A, rock star.

But before I disappear into the bowels of Weasel Central, I will leave you with this:

The Reader's Digest version of my life. By Ren.
* let's not discuss how much I currently "love" my job. Let's just say I'd rather be an altar boy at a priest convention, okay?

*the relationship thing is doing very well. We had a really intense conversation about a major fuck up (I didn't do it for once) and gawd fuckin' damn if it didn't bring us closer together. Yay us.

*hospital tests are not fun. Even if they involve radioactive pills (I shit you not).

*Yes, my health is that great that I get to ingest radioactive pills.

*I'm getting over a cold and I sound like a phone sex operator. I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

*I can't wait until my reviews are over and done with and I can return to surfing the net for a new job.

*I'm thisclose to admitting that I'm practically in love. And I'm terrified at that thought.

So there you have it, blog land.
And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and have nightmares about Year End Reviews.